Humorous and humorous annual meeting host draft Recommendation: Campaign monitor speech is humorous and humorous Recommendation: Humorous sentences for drinking Recommendation: Humorous sentences to praise hometown Recommendation: Humorous Self-Introduction Recommendation: Related Recommendations Humorous and funny greetingsIn study, work and even life, everyone is familiar with blessings. There is no limit to the number of words for blessings, and they are more flexible in use. So how do you write good congratulations? The following is a humorous and humorous blessing that I have compiled for you, I hope it can help you.
Humorous and humorous greetings 1 1) Set up a happy firecracker and a table of delicious food , share a happy holiday feast; hold a bunch of greetings, send a blessing, and pass on a safe and auspicious New Year; forget the sadness of yesterday, pray for happiness, and wish you a happy New Year and good luck every day! 2) New Year's Day is over Oh, I received fewer text messages, I'm stupid, this time I know who treats you well, I'm moved by my message. I wish you a happy holiday in advance! 3) Because you are a dangerous person, God will send you to Happy Country, Sweet Province, Lucky City, Ping'an Township, Happy Village, stay healthy for a lifetime, receive Departure as soon as the text message arrives. Happy New Year's Day! 4) The words in the mouth are greetings, the words in the heart are blessings, the words in the words are wishes, and the messages in the texts are affectionate, New Year's Day is here, please accept my message SMS text, sincerely wish you a happy New Year's Day. 5) When you travel on New Year's Day, peace is the chariot, happiness is the publicity; auspicious canopy, wishful holding the fan; happiness is the flag, sweetness is the flag; warm guards, the God of Wealth escorts; everyone calls you long live, you say no Well, as long as you are happy every day, you can be a thousand years old. 6) Turn the happy prayer wheel, quietly recite an auspicious mantra for you, light the candle of happiness, silently pray for you to be with you forever, edit the text of blessings, and gently wish you New Year's Day Happy, unlimited happiness! 7) One-year-three-year happiness indicators: happiness must be tireless, good luck must always be with you, health must be accompanied by day and night, money must be rolled in, and friends must be from all over the world. In 13 years, may you obey the command and your life will be the most perfect! Happy New Year's Day! 8) New Year's Day is here, may your happiness continue to appreciate like the RMB and your health like the stock market in the new year Strong, the fortune is as hot as the property market, and the happiness index is rising like the oil price! 9) Once a year on New Year's Day, I will add a cap to the word "Yuan", I wish you all your troubles! One year Once on New Year's Day, I took off my shoes for the word "Yuan", and I wish you a sweet world for the "two" people! Dear friends, Happy New Year's Day! 10) New Year's Day wishes: I wish your family good health, Good luck. Second, I wish my friends happiness and prosperity. I wish you who read the text messages a bright and happy new year in the new year. 11) New Year's Day has arrived. Blessings come to report. Happiness surrounds you and accompanies you to laugh all your life. The sweetness is drunk in the heart, and I will stay with you until old age. Auspiciousness dances for you, swept away sorrows and troubles. Happy New Year's Day. 12) New Year's Day arrives, Blessing Yao: Sorrowful chickens fly "Dan", trouble "Dan" runs out of food, love vows "Dan", good luck is loaded with guns "Dan", happiness "Dan" "No false hair, everything is "once" set. Happy New Year's Day! 13) The round egg, the happiness that comes, the luck that comes, the sweetness that comes, the peace that comes; please open your arms to embrace this circle Round eggs, there are sincere blessings to you on the round eggs: dear, happy New Year's Day! 14) One yuan is starting again, the new year is new, the work is not hard,Salary is often increased, new bills are received, new savings are saved, a new house is bought, a new car is opened, and a bride is married. May you: Happy New Year's Day, and all your wishes come true! 15) On the occasion of New Year's Day, I will send you a message to express three meanings: first, I am still alive and can sleep and eat every day; second, I am thinking of you from the beginning to the end of the year; third, I wish you all the best in the new year. Happy New Year's Day!
humorous and witty greetings 2 1. In the morning, the sky is full of clouds, I wish you a safe company; the sun is scorching at noon, I wish you luck all day long; in the evening sunset Xishan , I wish you happiness in my heart! 2. The air was really good in the morning, and I fell down when I went out; I kissed the yellow earth with my mouth, and my hands were full of gold bars; I was covered in gold Ruyi, and the golden beans kept popping up in front of my eyes; I received a text message. Friend, come to wrestle every morning. Haha, friends, good morning! 3. Hot water brewing tea leaves into a thick spritz, because of the temperature; a partner's concern for contact becomes a habit, because of simplicity; text messages wish you a happy smile, because of emotions; text messages, good morning! May you be happy every day! 4. Look at your eyes, stained with mucus, sometimes open and sometimes closed, confusing and confusing. Look at my blessings, warm and naughty: good morning, may you count the banknotes every day and always have a smile on your face. 5. Where the sun shines, there is my wish for you. Where the rain is, there is my greeting for you. Where the text message can reach, there is my beloved partner. Good morning! I wish you a happy day, happy forever! 6. The Spring Festival is approaching: it is too expensive to buy a Mercedes-Benz for you, please go abroad to travel waste, ask you to eat a meal to hurt your stomach, give you a rose misunderstanding, give you a kiss is wrong! Had to text messages to wish happiness and benefits. 7. After going through the wind and rain, I only hope that I can have a heart to accompany you on the bumpy road; Eliminate all fatigue. Friendship is the bud of happiness, good morning! 8. I will send you a cup of morning tea. The fragrance of tea is full of affection. I want you to help me promote it, gather popularity, and make you mad. Two yuan and five cups, pay for it. Haha, just kidding, good morning! 9. Delete your fatigue, cut your troubles, copy your happiness, paste your happiness, and save it to your phone. Morning is the first greeting to you, good morning! 10. When the Spring Festival arrives, send me greetings in Japanese: You have to wash the pot, you have to wash the bowl, you have to wash both the pot and the bowl! Chinese translation: Happy Holidays! everyday happy! 11. Report the weather forecast to you on time: today you will encounter money rain, happiness wind, friendship fog, love dew, health cloud, smooth frost, safety hail, happy flash. 12. Good morning! I wish you are more valuable than the giant panda, your reputation is well-known in Greater China, your career is on Hongta Mountain, your lover is more beautiful than Ashima, and all the way to Marlboro, everything goes well. 13. It's dawn, a wonderful day begins again, get up, breathe fresh, embrace the sun; smile, be happy, be happy for the day. Good morning, may you have good intentions! 14. You are hungry, I am a meat bun, and you can eat; you are cold, I am a yurt, and you can drill; you are poor, I am a purse, and you can dig it; you are angry, I'm a sandbag, you can kick it; if you're tired, I'm a dynamite bag, you can order it! Good morning! 15. Goals are used to surpass, not just to achieve. So our goal is. No cavities! Haha, just kidding, good morning everyone, a new day starts, we all have to work hard!
humorous and funny greetings 3 1. On your birthday, I am not with you, I only hope that you will be happy, healthy and beautiful. Life requires struggle, Create and grasp! Happy birthday! 2. Beast orangutan: The birthday block of pig mud! Pig mud Tian Tian Dou Kaixin~~ This is your day, pig mud birthday block! 3. Today is your birthday, I want to say to you in the gentlest voice: "Pig! Happy birthday to you" plus a package of "Happy every day, happy long-term companion". 4. I will silently pray for you every day in your life, because I cannot live without you for a while! How can I forget this special day? 5. The sky is blue, the clouds are light, and the wind is gentle. This day is yours, you are special, you are mine. Happy birthday! 6. I hope that all the happiness and all the happiness and all the good luck will linger by your side! Happy birthday! 7. Gently close the door of my heart, your beautiful figure and innocent temperament will always appear in my mind. You are the trickle, nourishing my heart for a long time. happy birthdayhappy. 8. May the special love be given to the special you. On the special day, I will give you a special blessing. Happy birthday, happy every day! 9. You have youth, dreams, sunshine and laughter. You have today, may you jump out of the happy beat, and wish you a happy birthday! 10. My friend, I haven't been in touch for a long time. Is everything okay? ? I wish you a prosperous business, good health and all the best! Most importantly Happy Birthday! 11. Do you know? There is no need to give gifts on birthdays now, because my blessings are better than all gifts. If you dislike it, give me to you! Happy birthday! 12. The dawn is dawning, happiness is by your side, the sun is shining brightly, and the smile is in your heart. Friends who care about you on this day sincerely wish you a happy and forever happy birthday. 13. Happy Birthday! You are happy so I am happy. You are not happy and I am not happy, no matter who is happy, I wish you a happy birthday! 14. After I wiped the magic lamp three times, the lamp god asked me what wish I wanted to make? I said: I want you to help me bless a person who is reading text messages, wish that person a happy birthday and be happy forever. 15. I want to see you when I wake up! Want to hear your voice! Looking at my small house made me think of many, many scenes of us having fun together. 16. Today is your birthday, I wish you seven joys a week, Pepsi Cola, Wanshi Fanta! 17. I was very happy with you on this day last year, because it was your birthday. Although I am not with you again today, I hope you are happy, healthy and beautiful! Happy birthday! 18. There is a saying that I have never dared to say to you, but if you don't say it on your birthday, you will have no chance: You are really annoying, likable, and never tire of seeing it. 19. Today is your birthday. To congratulate you, all women's toilets and bathrooms are open to you free of charge. Welcome! 20. As your birthday approaches, I wish you Pepsi Cola, Wanshi Fanta, every day wow haha, Yueyuele Pepsi, every year high Lego, the mood is like Sprite, always eye-catching. 21. From the moment you fell to the ground, God destined you to belong to me. Although this special day cannot be with you, we will celebrate your 60th birthday together. 22. I pray that the grass in your heart will always be green, youthful and always smiling. Happy birthday, health and happiness!
Humorous and humorous greetings 4 1. Lovers should be gentle and sweet as honey. Colleagues should choose those who work hard and have no temperament. The partner should choose the one with the pig's head and the dog's brain and runny nose. It's almost time, just wipe your nose and go to work. 2. Have you ever had the same experience, turning over your wrist or reaching into your pocket, revealing your watch or taking out your mobile phone, glanced at the time, restored it, and suddenly found out what time it was without looking at it at all. A new day, a new beginning, good morning everyone! 3. The furthest distance in the world is not between life and death, but I am already on 5G and you are still on 4G; I am posting Weibo, you are coding text messages; I am watching a blockbuster, you Waiting for pictures; I use my mobile phone to navigate, you call to ask for directions; I am playing with my mobile phone, and you are being played by a mobile phone. Good morning, dear... 4. Time flies, and the weather gets better or worse; the temperature drops rapidly; remember to wear clothes when you go out; eat more vegetarian vegetables; remember to cover more at night; replenish calcium when you are healthy; be happy Keep your mind up; your friends are always caring; feel comfortable and happy; you are always caring in the morning; life is full of true love; this text message is not bad; it is forwarded quickly. 5. When the weekend comes, feel happy, don't work under pressure, get rid of troubles, sign happy orders, find a leisure harbor, be a happy spy, don't let depression rebound again, I wish you a happy weekend, Keep smiling! 6. I decided to lead the people of the earth, I wish you a happy New Year's Day and your dreams come true! The New Year's greetings you will receive in the future are all arranged by me. I am a very low-key person. You know it, don't make it public, and if you are grateful, you will be spared! 7. Silently miss the deepest, silently wish the most true, silently miss the inseparable, silently care about forever in my heart, silently wait for the New Year's Day to come, silently wish my friends a happy New Year's Day ,Health and happiness! 8. Life does not need to be too tired, eat, drink, sleep and sleep; look at the beauty of the world and enjoy the intoxication; forget the troubles and sorrows, and enjoy the taste of happiness. The weekend is coming, I wish you a date with happiness and team up with happiness! 9. Blowing red peach blossoms, blowing green willow leaves, blowing away the backlog of fatigue in my heart, blowing up frogs, blowing back swallows, blowing beautiful happy mood, spring season, wish You are healthy and safe. 10. For me, there is no more happiness thanto understand their parents. I got this happiness and never lost it. So on your birthday, I say to you: Thank you! 11. The world is very big, and all my eyes are you; the world is very small, and only you are in my eyes. The world is wonderful, let me know you; the world is bad, it did not let me hug you. The world is wonderful, I see you every day; the world is helpless, I miss you every day! 12. This day is your happiest day, this day is your happiest day, this day is the day when my blessings overflow the most, and it is also the day when my language is the most deficient, because this day It's your birthday, happy birthday to you! 13. As the ladder of time trots up, everything is so beautiful, but please stop for a while on your birthday, look back, and relive this period of youth that will not be repeated, happy birthday! 14. If you are tired, take a break and let the weekend come to accompany you; if you are tired, chat and let your friends come to accompany you; if you are happy, smile and let happiness accompany you; If you are happy, say something, I am willing to share your comfort. 15. This text message has five purposes: 1. to continue to curry favor, 2. to see if you have lost your mobile phone, 3. to remind you of my existence, 4. to show that I care about you, 5. to hear that you have a treat on weekends, I must be there! 16. There is a relationship called love like the sea, there is a concern called hard to let go, there is a season when spring flowers bloom, and a blessing comes with a text message: I wish my dear friends a happy weekend and smile Normally open!
Humorous and funny blessings 5 1. Stars adorn my thoughts of you, the autumn wind sends my warm wishes, and the thick thoughts have made me brewing for a long time, quietly To you my dearest friend. Have a nice weekend and have fun. 2. Busy work takes away only time, and my concern for you will always remain in my heart. It is the fate of this life to meet you and me. Greetings and wishes, weekend gatherings are sweeter than honey, happy Happy always. 3. After a busy year, set foot on the way home; brush away the dust, clear the hard work of running; A lifetime of happiness! Happy Chinese New Year! 4. It is said that meteors can respond to every request. If possible, I am willing to wait under the night sky until a star is touched by me and crosses the starry sky with my blessings and falls on your pillow. Happy birthday! 5. There are too many people in my life who pass by in a flash. There is one person in my life that I always think about, which is your dear. I pray for you every day, bless you, and wish you a birthday hapiness! good health. 6. When the weekend is coming, I wanted to invite you to dinner, but my pocket was empty. Hey, it's still the most real thing to send you blessings. Happy weekend! 7. Constant pressure = good work! Frequent shopping = money to spend! Often entertained = still worth it! Dating a lot = young age! Frequently received information = someone is concerned! Have a great weekend! 8. Happy + new slogan: Happy days to work, to enrich and develop oneself; to laugh every weekend, to relax and enjoy life. A week of laughter and laughter, no worries or boredom. Happy weekend together! 9. I wish you a happy weekend: go out to meet a noble person, visit an old friend, fall in love and meet a lover, talk to a friend, play cards and meet a "mold" person, I wish you the luckiest " Cow" people. 10. Bring some joy in the year of the sheep, get some spiritual energy in the year of the monkey, bring some blessings in the year of the pig, touch the earth energy in the year of the rat, find some bullish energy in the year of the ox, borrow some tiger energy in the year of the tiger , follow the joy of the Year of the Rabbit, the Year of the Dragon belongs to you the most arrogant! 11. Windy days are easy memories, rainy days are romantic and elegant, frosty days are emotional precipitation, and snowy days are waiting for the soul. Your days are the sound of flowers blooming. Happy birthday and all the best! 12. On New Year's Day, drink a bowl of Laba porridge to get rid of the cold and warm, and celebrate New Year's Day joyously. Every family is reunited. On the same day as Laba, New Year's Day, a text message and two wishes, I wish the family forever peace! Two happy every day! 13. The weekend is coming again, blessings are sent, happy instructions, listen carefully; sad and troubled, throw away; happy and sweet, surround; take care of your body, be safe; friends care, treasure; setbacks and difficulties, forget; Have a good life, remember. 14. When the weekend comes, happiness comes; work is suspended, worry is laid off; pressure dissipates, melancholy goes away; happy mood, happy smiles; physical and mental relaxation, at ease; may you be happy, happy weekend! 15. The stars guard the moon, so the moon sleeps peacefully, and the warmth guards the spring, so the spring smiles brightly, you guard me, so I hope you have a fast lifeLele, dear, happy birthday. 16. Every summer, I will send my blessings and wish you happiness for a long time; every summer, you will be infinitely happy, and may you continue to tomorrow. A wish, may you stay young forever, happy birthday!
humorous and witty greetings 6Thank you for every minute and every second you walk with me, because of you, I no longer feel lonely; thank you for listening to my complaints, because With you, I can get rid of the unpleasant tongtong, you are indispensable in my life. Happy Thanksgiving!You are not a gentleman if you don't repay your kindness, do you remember, I lent you ten dollars last time to help you get through this difficult time, how do you thank me? Today is Thanksgiving! Last time you helped me a lot, I didn't even have time to say to you: Thank you!!! Special thanksgiving, to send you my gratitude and blessings: everything goes well, Be healthy!!! As the saying goes, "The grace of dripping water should be repaid by the spring"! Dear friends, November 26th is Thanksgiving, and it's time to repay! I've invited you all to drink. Water to eat, hurry up and line up to repay your gratitude! Make an appointment!I have always heard that foreigners like to celebrate a festival called Thanksgiving. Today is Thanksgiving again. I will join in the fun and think about it. You are the only person to be thankful for, thank you my good friend. Today's Thanksgiving, those who are kind should repay their kindness, those who are not kind should be thankful, and those who should not be thanked should be thanked; those who owe me money should pay back, and those who don't owe money lend me money Money, give me some money if you have money, text me if you don't have money! Happy holidays!The times are always improving, so don't think I'm handsome, just worship me, don't think I'm cool , just deliberately lonely, one day you will surpass me and become a real pig, Happy Thanksgiving. There are three words that I have held in my heart for a long time... Let's talk about it, I don't have the courage! Write a letter, it's too late! Talk on the phone, it's hard to talk! Ask someone to talk, it's not sincere! —Thank you! Happy Thanksgiving!The happiness of the sky is wearing blue, the happiness of the forest is wearing green, the happiness of the sun is shining like a diamond, and my greatest happiness is being with you . Thank you for being by my side! Happy Thanksgiving!Thanksgiving is here, and I would like to extend my gratitude to all those who have shared the joys, the hardships, the encouragement, the blessings, the phone calls, and the text messages. Yes, thank you for the hard-working handsome guys and beauties.
humorous and witty greetings 7 1. I have worked hard for half my life and contributed for decades. On this spring day, congratulations on your remarriage, as the so-called evening Infinitely good, Hemerocallis fragrant at night! 2. May your love be like the fruit of the fig tree gradually ripening; and like the vine with its flowers that snort, as a witness to Christ's nostrils, with the firmament of heaven every day The night speaks of the works and glory of God! 3. Before that, I would like to add a word of encouragement: Christ the Savior loves you, and you must strive to run straight towards the benchmark, because the best is still ahead! 4. Dawei looked at it and said jokingly: It is not enough for us to say blessings to you, and we have to write it down in the book? 5. May your life be as beautiful as "Psalms", as wise as "Proverbs", as religious as "Ecclesiastes", and as harmonious as "Song of Songs"! 6. After ten years of cultivation, you can cross the boat together, and after a hundred years of cultivation, you can sleep together. Finding him/her in the vast crowd is clearly a predestined relationship thousands of years ago; how could it not be the result of the meticulous engraving on the Sansheng Stone, the inevitable accumulation of countless incidental accumulations? Take care of this fate with sincerity, all of you who really love. 7. I wish you all the best of luck for a hundred years! Newlyweds excited, sweet and sweet! 8. Of course, such an important historical event should naturally be recorded. Suddenly someone interjected behind Dawei. We turned around and saw that it was the unit's Director Ma who had arrived. 9. At this time of joy and celebration, may God guide your marriage, such as rivers returning to the sea, becoming one, no longer two, and galloping and endless! 10. May my brothers be like Isaac, sincere, heroic, trustworthy and obedient, like eagles spreading their wings and climax; may my sisters be like Rebekah, gentle, kind, diligent, and virtuous, like fruitful Vine! 11. May you both be in love and affectionate, and the love in this life will be eternal, and the love will increase day by day! 12. Baitiandi has suffered from the wife's anger since then. I slept on the floor and she slept on the bed when I worshipped the high hall. The husband and wife worshipped her and worked hard for her. Alas, I am a sheep and she is a wolf. 13. One paper tiger, one Mickey Mouse, lit candles, and lived together; one became a husband, and the other became a mother in the future, Lululu, really happy! Wish the couple get married soonHappy! 14. Marriage is established by God, and a perfect marriage is a gift from God; may our God reward you and yours with all the blessings in the sky and the blessings hidden in the earth. family! 15. May your home be as beautiful as the Garden of Eden, on earth as in heaven! 16. He is the word, you are the score, and the two of you are a harmonious song. A natural fit, happy couple. 17. The millennium has a thousand-year relationship, and a hundred years of life is accompanied by a hundred years of sleep. A natural talent and a beautiful woman match, only the mandarin ducks and not the immortals. 18. May the two of you live together in harmony, like the precious oil poured on Aaron's head and flowed to the whole body; like the dew of Hermon that fell on Mount Zion; love and care for each other, Forgive and understand, work together to forge ahead, and build a happy Christian home! 19. Jubilee ends with a thousand-year relationship, and a hundred years of life is accompanied by a hundred years of sleep. A natural talent and a beautiful woman match, only the mandarin ducks are envious of the immortals! 20. May your love be as beautiful as sprinkles; sweeter than ointment; sweeter than honey dripping from the hive; and more precious than precious treasures! 21. The supreme realm of mutual affection is relative to the insatiableness of the two. Bless the new couple to truly love each other and meet for eternity! Congratulations on the wedding jubilee! 22. May love overflow in your sweet life, so that every day in the future will be as glorious and joyful as today! 23. Ask Qingfeng to send heartfelt blessings, and let Liuyun offer sincere affection; the air is full of intoxicating sweetness. I wish my dearest friend, from now on, love the river forever! 24. Let this lingering verse ring the bell of happiness. May you both bathe in the river of love forever and grow old together! 25. May you listen to the Bible in your life, contribute to your elders, and make friends with your neighbors; so that you will be blessed hundreds of times in life, and will be rewarded in the future! 26. May the grace of God's merciful Lord and Savior Christ, moved by the grace of the Holy Spirit, be with you and the world always! For eternity, Amen! 27. Happy wedding, give birth to your son early! I wish you all the best of luck for a hundred years! Happy wedding, sweet and sweet! Husband and wife love forever! 28. Stretch out the hand of love, receive the blessings of Yingying, let happiness bloom with brilliant flowers, and welcome you in the future. A red glow is coming out of the window, and a couple of newlyweds stand down, pink noodles. The peach blossoms complement each other, the Yushu trees in the wind are happy, they know each other and worship the heaven and the earth, thank the guests with a face full of spring breeze, and they are affectionate and concentric, and both sides are willing to enter the brocade tent. Congratulations on your newlyweds and love. 29. May love overflow in your sweet life, so that every day in the future will be as glorious and joyful as today! 30. May your descendants be more godly! May your counseling for your descendants be in accordance with the Lord's teaching and admonition; you yourself should also follow the Lord's will! 31. May your simple fire of love, like the rising sun, grow stronger as time goes on; let the waters not be able to be extinguished, and the torrents will not be able to drown! 32. Love each other and be happy forever, with the same heart and happiness. May your love be deeper than the sea! 33. After ten years of cultivation, you can cross the boat together, and after a hundred years of cultivation, you can sleep together. Finding each other in the vast sea of people is clearly a fate thousands of years ago. Happy wedding. 34. Marriage congratulations: The white-headed mandarin ducks share the same eyebrows, and Qingyang Qirui's peaches and plums are in the same heart. 35. Happy wedding, give birth to a son early. 36. May the happy singing accompany you forever. May your married life be filled with joy and joy, and you will be bathed in endless happy years. I wish you a happy wedding! 37. May love overflow in your sweet life, so that every day in the future will be as glorious and joyful as today! 38. May you obey the Bible all your life, honor your elders, and love your neighbors; so that you will be blessed a hundredfold in this world, and will be greatly rewarded in the future! 39. Congratulations! Happy newly married, happy and full of passion, forever and ever. 40. Let the breeze send my heartfelt blessings, and let Liuyun offer sincere affection; 41. May you two be in love and affection, and the love in this life will be eternal , love grows day by day! 42. I wish you all the best of luck for a hundred years! Happy wedding, sweet and sweet! 43. May all lovers in the world become dependents, destined in previous lives, and tie the knot. Happy wedding! Hundred Years of Harmony! 44. Today is your wedding day. On behalf of my family, I congratulate you. I wish you both happiness and longevity! 45. You were born to be a pair, and you were made a pair. Now that you are together, you will need to be tolerant and take care of each other in the future. Bless you! 46. In the days when the spring flowers are blooming and the flowers are blooming, the two of you will always be friends. It is the so-called natural pair, and the earth gives birth to a pair! I wish you two love and love, and grow old together! 47. Colleague A Liang got married on the 5th of last month, and the wedding was held in Yuanyang Restaurant. On the wedding day, Dawei and Lao Hu, the three of us went to the Yuanyang Restaurant after work. When we arrived in front of Ah Liang, we handed over the red envelopes and said a wedding greeting. Just as we were about to go in, Ah Liang took out a message book and said, "Everyone will write a wedding message on it, and I will keep it and cherish it." 48. I wish you all the excitement of your wedding, happiness and perfection, forever, and grow old together! 49. The first time I worship the heavens and the earth, I have suffered from the wife's anger. Second, I worship the high hall. I sleep on the floor and she sleeps on the bed. 50. Director Ma, you are here too. Let's greet him together.
Humorous and witty greetings 8 1. A word is a heart, and the heart is in harmony. Every word is a love, every word is a true love. There is not much contact, and I miss a lot. Not many greetings, many thoughts. Not many blessings, but the best! 2. Happiness is like a memory, often overflowing; money is like a hard drive, never ending; luck is like a mouse, held tightly in your hand; life is like a CPU, galloping; mood is like a monitor, bright! I wish you a happy life! 3. Did you know? I think of you every day and every night. When you eat, when you want to sleep, when you want to work, when you want to work. I want to say to you: pay back the money quickly! 4. The career is like a battlefield, and the smoke of gunpowder is always indispensable. The boss is well served by the father, and the money is desperately grabbed. Busy to live until old, life to live tired to old. I hope you don't have to think hard, and ordinary people are good. Are your friends tired? Take a rest. 5. Life takes a step back and the sky is wide; love takes a step back and people go empty; the highest level of work: watching others go to work, receiving other people's wages, money is not the problem, the problem is no money, who am I when I get drunk Not convinced either! I will support the wall! 6. Dear, you are the happiest man in the world! There is a wife who loves you who will be with you for the rest of your life, and walk with you on this day every year! Happy birthday dear! 7. Smile with happiness in the dream, clear the stress and troubles of life, the sun hugs you through the window, stretch out to welcome the weekend, the greeting comes from the uncontrollable heartbeat, I wish you a weekend Happy and happy, life is more beautiful! 8. Don't miss me when you're free; don't take me with you when you get rich; don't call me when you have something delicious; don't tell me when you find interesting things; don't send me interesting information; Not happy every day! 9. When the night is tired, leave the moon to embrace the sun; when the clouds are tired, give up the drifting and turn the rain into the sea; are you tired after a busy week? My dear, I hope my blessings will dispel your worries for the week. 10. Weekends are perfect like this: if you have the conditions to stay in bed, have fun cooking, have the mood to read, have time to travel, have the strength to go shopping, have the energy to sing K, have the ability to stay up late, have the blessing of friends, have People who read text messages treat guests. happy weekend! 11. Give you one warm, two greetings, three beautiful, four ignorant, five noble, six future, seven elegant, eight tender, nine fortune, ten sincere. Happy birthday, happy and healthy. 12. There used to be a boss named Monday, who colluded on Tuesday, Wednesday, and Thursday to be domineering, and even betrothed his own sister on Friday to a villain called Overtime. His crimes are unforgivable and have been executed! Reconcile with you on Saturday and Sunday, remember to be happy! 13. When people are busy, they are easy to make mistakes, and their minds are no longer clear; when people are busy, they are easy to be irritable, and their mood is no longer peaceful; when people are busy, they are not calm, and their emotions are easy to be impulsive. . Friends, stop busy on weekends, stop and rest! 14. Life doesn't need to be too tired, eat, drink, sleep, and be intoxicated by the beauty of life; life doesn't need to be too tired, eat when you're hungry, don't lose weight, and double the happiness in life; life needs taste, the weekend is here , be happy. That's right. 15. Coming and going are footprints, overlapping is missing, plain is life, true is missing, ups and downs are tides, threads are missing, more or less is connection , it's really a friendship! happy weekend! 16. Close your eyes and give you a light blessing. May it bring you health, good luck and happiness every time. Hope you have a wonderful time!
humorous and funny greetings 9 1. It also snowed here last night, and there are still small snowflakes. The world outside is pure white, and cars are like snails on the road Walking slowly, the pine and cypress forest in front of the building is covered with white snow, which is very beautiful! what! a fresh and beautiful morning, youThe smile, along with the melody of falling snow, is portrayed in our hearts. 2. Wake up every day and tell yourself: There are fewer reasons, a bigger belly, a sweeter mouth, a smaller temper, a quicker action, a higher efficiency, a little smile, a little more brains. 3. Tea leaves in hot water have a strong fragrance, because of the temperature; friends are concerned about contact and become a habit, because of sincerity; text messages wish you a happy smile, because of feelings; text messages, good morning! May you be happy every day! 4. Every morning is a blessing. Bless the children as well as the elderly. Bless all the people who welcome the rising sun. I wish an innocent childhood and no longer be burdened by heavy schoolbags. I wish all the down-to-earth strugglers all the smooth sailing in the voyage of chopping the waves, and the respectable elders and elders with frost-stained temples, the hardships of yesterday have gradually passed away with the years, and the bright morning tells you: be happy. 5. Going into the Gobi is the most precious water; the dark night lights are the most precious; the vast sea of people is the most precious friendship; the happiness of life is the most precious; Good morning! 6. The first thing I do when I wake up in the morning is to smile! Then laugh now! Let your teeth bask in the sun every day! 7. Are you busy? fine. Just want to tell you in a way that doesn't bother you: I'm thinking of you. I hope that when you receive my text message, the corners of your mouth are raised, letting friends around you know that you are happy. 8. I want to tell you that every persistence is the accumulation of success. As long as you believe in yourself, you will always encounter surprises. I want to tell you that every life has its own trajectory, remember Be sure of yourself, don't give up easily; I want to tell you that every morning is the beginning of hope, remember to encourage yourself and show the charm of self-confidence. Good morning my friend. 9. Gently open the window cloth, a piece of sunshine covers the whole body, stretch out, so comfortable! A great day is about to begin! I took the phone and sent you a good morning: are you ready? 10. In the morning, the cold atmosphere is as novel as milk, and the rising sun is like a dream. Tianming, it is not only the sun that lights up, but also your kindness, good morning! 11. Good morning, I love people forever. Although I haven't gotten up yet, my thoughts have flown to your side, suddenly happy, suddenly sad, waiting for the message of fate. I wonder if it will live up to our hopes. 12. Give the solemn lovesickness to Xia He, let the fragrance of the lotus fill the lotus pond, and make the fish forget their sorrows. Give the memories buried in the bottom of my heart to the years, and sort out the chaotic years; treasure the happy past, and keep friends in my heart, good morning! 13. Where the sun shines, there is my wish for you. Where the rain gets, there is my greeting for you. Where the text message can reach, there is my beloved partner. Good morning! I wish you a happy day, happy forever! 14. Magic SMS, change change! Anyone who receives this text message, everything goes well; anyone who reads it, lives a comfortable life; anyone who deletes it will have peace of mind; anyone who forwards it will not worry. Good morning friends and good luck! 15. The breeze is dancing willows, waving to you, with my simple greetings "Good morning", the lotus flowers are shining in the sun, gorgeous and colorful, and I offer my sincere wishes "May you be happy with you." Minutes and seconds.16. Say good morning, the light is shining, the blessings from the clear sky are accompanied by the first ray of sunshine in the morning! Get up early, pack up your mood, give yourself a hope, and bless you with a new A good day is in a good mood, a new season has a new beginning, and a good day belongs to you! 17. If you like a sound, it is the wind blowing dew, appreciating a scenery, and the bright moon decorating the starry sky; Indulge in a smell, it is the orchid overflowing the empty valley; I wish a partner, it is you who smiles and reads text messages. Good morning! 18. Good morning friends, please accept my blessing: let a smile climb up your face , let happiness fill your heart, let good luck be by your side, let success nestle in your chest, let happiness bloom, and let friendship be treasured in your heart. 19. It's dawn, the bell rings, and I'm extremely reluctant Open your eyes; don't sleep, get up, don't get up late again; be happy, smile, greetings arrive in time; birds sing, flowers are fragrant, happiness follows forever; good morning, friends! 20. Good morning, a beam of sunshine shines on your body, I wish you happiness every day, go to the house of the God of Wealth, your dreams come true, win the grand prize today, go to office tomorrow, your partner's wishes are all sincere.
Humorous and funny blessings 10 1. Although I can't spend a good night with you, I can't light candles for you, and I can't watch you make a wish, but my husband has a thousand words from his heart, silently sending his blessings Ignite! Happy birthday to my wife, I hope you take care of yourselfHave fun with this day! 2. The sea is all fucking water, spiders are all fucking legs, peppers are really hot mouths, I really don't regret knowing you. I wish you a happy birthday, every day with open arms and mouths. There are faint poems in the long clouds, and there is continuous joy in the faint poems. In the continuous joy, there are my gentle blessings. Happy birthday! 3. I send you this warm and spring-like text message, so that your life is full of spring, your love is blooming in spring, your career is prosperous, good luck Changchun is not old, and every day is full of spring breeze! 4. Life is not so simple, you can find a partner to chat with; life is not so easy, so much depression in my heart. I still have friends to accompany you in this world. I wish you a happy birthday and happiness! 5. May you have the same constellation as you - the wisdom of the physicist Marie Curie, the talent of the painter Picasso, the courage of the president Charles de Gaulle, the popularity of the movie star Alain Delon, I wish you a happy birthday, happy everyday! 6. Hello leader, today is your birthday, I specially send my blessings, may he be like a bowl of sweet longevity noodles, chewy noodles are my long-term wishes, Delicious soup, my wish for happiness, happiness and sweetness to you. 7. I met you on my friend's birthday, and I fell in love with you deeply. 8. Today is your birthday, to congratulate you, all women's toilets and bathrooms are open to you for free, welcome! Pig, you grow up fast! Pig, get out of the slaughter early! Happy birthday to you, pig! 9. Only those who know how to live can appreciate the beauty of flowers. Only those who know how to love can appreciate the fragrance in their hearts. I wish you a special birthday! 10. There is a saying that I have never dared to tell you, but you will never get a chance if you don't say it on your birthday: You are so annoying... so lovable, never bored. 11. Today is your birthday, the sun is shining, and the smile is like a flower. I collect a bunch of bright smiles. May you be lingering with happiness forever; , I wish you a lifetime of happiness. 12. In retrospect, your humorous words and outspoken disposition emerge. You are the boundless sea, accommodating our faults, you are the trickle, nourishing our hearts, I wish you a happy birthday! 13. Who said t Song Lu Xianxue is happy to present⒍ǖMu Yuzhe ⒛Choke Yu card suffers from slender casts 14. Today is your birthday, in order to express congratulations, all women's toilets and bathrooms are open to you free of charge, welcome! Pig, you grow up fast! Pig, get out of the slaughter early! Happy birthday to you, pig! 15. Dad Sun and Mom Sun gave birth to a Sun son. What should we say to congratulate them? Did you figure it out? Answer: Happy Birthday! 16. A long distance, a long line, a long time to wipe continuously, tomorrow is your birthday, I have been thinking about you in the distance, I wish you a happy birthday! 17. Send you roses. Work is not tired; send you magnolia. Nothing is difficult; send you Qiu Ju. All the best; send you peony. A safe life; send you Jasmine. Good luck; send you a Coke. Happy birthday to you! 18. On lonely days, I will see you in the Moon Palace, I'm very excited! I called your name, "You really don't change your nature, why did you come to the Moon Palace again? ?" 19. May you always have a slender figure and good lines, always be young and beautiful, never grow old, at the age of forty, with the heart of 30, the image of 20, the mentality of 18, forever. Bao youth flowering period is long. Happy birthday to you! 20. It's your birthday, I'll put on a big red flower for you, a small waistcoat, a gold chain, a pink skirt, get dressed up, go shopping together, see Praise those passers-by who are envious: Your puppy is so beautiful! That is, I am proud! dog! Happy birthday! 21. There are two main purposes for this message, one is to practice fingering, and the other is to tell my blessings at the risk of being exposed to radiation! Finally, I will give a unique technical content: happy birthday. Don't laugh, be serious! 22. Whether you are milk in the morning, or supper at night; whether you are the cool breeze in summer or a padded jacket in winter; in such a season of gentle breeze, please accept me A warm message. Happy birthday! 23. It's another good start. May my sincere blessings bring you a successful year. Happy birthday to you! As your birthday is approaching, I wish you a healthy career, a strong body like a tiger, a lot of money, not hard work, leisure like a mouse, romance like a musical score, and happiness is yours. 24. I pray that the grass in the depths of your heart will be green forever, your youth will last forever, and your smile will always be open. happy birthday, good healthblessing! 25. May your face be as splendid as spring, and I sincerely wish you - amorous girl, happy birthday! 26. Your gaze, through me, fell on the girl behind me. 27. In this moment of happy sharing, the moment when I miss my best friend, the moment when my dreams come true, I wish you a happy holiday! 28. The noisy party covers the happy face, and the mellow wine is delivered The sweetness of happiness, the beautiful candlelight reflects the happy smiling faces, and the sweet cake expresses my wishes to you: Happy birthday to you! 29. I hope you look up today and see Cupid, go out and meet a beautiful woman, bow your head to pick up a bundle of hundred dollar bills, and step on stinky shit at home! Ha ha! 30. Pig, you grow fast! Pig, get out of the slaughter early! Happy birthday to you, pig! 31. May your happiness be as broad as the sea; your luck is as vast as the stars; your success is as thick as a mountain; your happiness is as agile as flowing water. May my wishes come true as a wish: Happy Birthday! 32. I pour out three hundred and sixty-five days of affection, and sincerely wish you "Happy Birthday"! ! 33. After I rubbed the magic lamp three times, the lamp god asked me what wish I wanted to make? I said: I want you to help me bless a person who is reading text messages, I hope that person has a happy birthday and always happy Happy Birthday! I want to give you a 100% pure love toffee: ingredients = sincerity + longing + happiness, validity period = lifetime, nutrition = warmth + happiness + touching. 34. On this special day, on behalf of those who love you the most, I would like to extend my most affectionate blessings and warmest greetings to my dearest and lovely baby, pig. You eat more, gain weight, everyone loves you, flowers bloom, and you sell for a good price. Happy birthday forever. 35. The rainbow is the lace of the sun, decorating every sunny day, the stars are the lace of the moon, decorating every romantic night, happiness is a birthday wish, I hope you have every wonderful moment, Happy birthday dear. 36. Happy birthday, I wish you all your wishes, all your dreams, all your waiting, and all your hard work. You Pepsi Cola, Wanshi Fanta, every day wow haha, Yueyuele Pepsi, year after year Lego, your mood is like Sprite, always eye-catching 37. Humans are inherently good at the beginning? That was a thousand years ago. 38. There are also spring, summer, autumn and winter in the scenic area of life, and happiness and troubles will stay with the mood. The spring rain is soft and the autumn wind is refreshing, the summer red is gorgeous and the winter snow is pure. I wish you a happy and happy birthday! 39. You know that my heart is different, I say I will spare you, and in my heart I want to kill you. 40. Happy Birthday! I want to give you a 100% pure love toffee: ingredients = sincerity + longing + happiness, validity period = lifetime, nutrition = warmth + happiness + touching. 41. Today is your birthday. To congratulate you, all women's toilets and bathrooms are open to you for free. Welcome! Pig, you grow up fast! Pig, get out of the slaughter early! Happy birthday to you, pig! 42. Every time I catch a glimpse of your plump figure, I can't help it, every time I think of your tender skin, I'm burning with lust, one day, I will be rich, and finally I can say my opinion confidently. Voice: Boss, cut a large piece of pork. Happy birthday! 43. Love is like a ghost, more people who believe in it and fewer people see it. 44. On a quiet night, lighting dim candles, listening to soft music, and sipping strong wine, let me accompany you on an unforgettable birthday 45. I wish you a big meal with big fish and meat; singing with beautiful women; not enough money to earn money every day; dare to live a long life with a tortoise. Happy birthday! 46. During this time, I got to know you, understood you, and learned a lot from you. You are like one of my sociology teachers. Today is your birthday. Your life is prosperous and your family is happy. 47. Pig! Pig your birthday, your birthday! Happy pig! You are happy, so I am happy, you are happy, so I am happy. Because you are my beloved pig! 48. Dedicated to the most important pig in my life: I wish you a happy life, happiness, chubby, cute, and healthy. ——The person who loves you 49. At this moment, I miss my deepest thoughts. Let the cloud bring blessings from the heart, embellish your sweet dreams, and wish you a warm and romantic birthday! 50. Did you know I was thinking of you? Today is your birthday, I sing for you in my heart, and send a text message to wish you: Happy birthday, easy-going temper, healthy body, everything goes well! 51. When the world is hot and cold, the year is ugly! It's not easy to live to this age! Who doesn't survive like this? Don't have any thoughts, just live! Happy Birthday! 52. Bless you: Every year has today, every year has this day, every day is happy. Laugh like a peach. Happy birthday! [ Funny birthday message ] 53. May my blessings surround you on your wonderful life path! May my text message be sent to you, in the sky where you fly! Today, even the sun radiates the warmest temperature! Congratulations, friends, and happy birthday to you! 54. Life is not so simple, you can find a partner to chat with; life is not so easy, so much depression in my heart. I still have friends to accompany you in this world. I wish you a happy birthday and happiness! 55. I hope you look up today and see Cupid, go out and meet a beautiful woman, bow your head to pick up a bundle of hundred-yuan bills, and step on stinky shit when you get home! Ha ha! 56. Happy for you, blessing for you! In this beautiful day, because of your arrival, the world is more colorful and beautiful, and I also have a best friend! Today, I just want to say to you, happy birthday! 57. Gently say back to Hou, do not want to disturb you! Just want to know for sure if everything is okay with you...Happy birthday to you! 58. I will send you a super love cake, fill your entire room, find a love ambassador to do a special birthday report for you, and strive to create an invincible birthday world record for you. May you have it today Greatest joy and pride. 59. Brilliant candlelight, happy birthday every year. Lucky for you, tomorrow will be better! 60. I will not forget this special day today, I specially asked the sun to sprinkle the sunshine of happiness on you, and I also specially asked the moon to give you a sweet dream tonight, I wish you a good time Have a happy birthday. 61. Delicate flowers have opened for you; beautiful days have come quietly. Happy Birthday! 62. Unforgettable is the pure friendship between you and me! Precious is the truth that never changes! Nice to meet you! Dedicated to my favorite carnations, happy birthday to you. 63. Pig! Did you sleep? There's something I must say now, listen, I'll only say it once: Happy Birthday! 64. The innocence of childhood, the romance of childhood, the season of flowers has no chance to stay together, but I will never forget your special day, "Happy birthday to you!"